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x[1]="Don't call me Shirley."
x[2]="All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up. This is my boomstick."
x[3]="Allow myself to introduce myself."
x[4]="We've come for your daughter, Chuck."
x[5]="Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here."
x[6]="Keep it together, keep it together, keep it together."
x[7]="I don't want to be a pie. I don't even like gravy."
x[8]="I'm not supposed to be here today."
x[9]="Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?"
x[10]="28 days, six hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds:  that is when the world will end."
x[11]="If you walk without rhythm, you won't attract a worm."
x[12]="You stink. You smell like beef and cheese."
x[13]="You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!"
x[14]="Are we green? Super green?"
x[15]="I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."
x[16]="Where do these stairs go?  They go up."
x[17]="Don't drive angry. Don't drive angry."
x[18]="I'm calling you the product of baboon lovin'. There's a distinction."
x[19]="You have the whitest white-part-of-the-eyes I've ever seen."
x[20]="A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, Why the long face?"
x[21]="Most things in here don't react well to bullets"
x[22]="Guns for show; knives for a pro."
x[23]="Follow the white rabbit."
x[24]="Are you a pot-head, Focker?"
x[25]="We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here."
x[26]="Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time."
x[27]="I'm going to have to ask you to come in on Saturday."
x[28]="It would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable."
x[29]="I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said: I drank what?"
x[30]="Do you hear the words that are coming out of my mouth?"
x[31]="You cut me deep, Shrek, you cut me real deep."
x[32]="Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
x[33]="That's no moon, that's a space station."
x[34]="Bleeding hearts of the world unite."
x[35]="Denial, it's not just a river in Egypt."
x[36]="I'm just a cook. A lowly cook."
x[37]="I said he'll flip you, flip you for real."
x[38]="Ixnay on the ottenray."

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