var dilbert=new Array();

dilbert[1]="astonishing_incompetence";
dilbert[2]="bad_idea";
dilbert[3]="colossal_ineptitude";
dilbert[4]="delusions_of_effectiveness";
dilbert[5]="devoid_of_purpose";
dilbert[6]="dont_get_all_mathy";
dilbert[7]="emotionally_unstable_coworkers";
dilbert[8]="endless_stairway";
dilbert[9]="failed_to_motivate";
dilbert[10]="fine_line";
dilbert[11]="get_paid_for_doing_nothing";
dilbert[12]="hard_to_remain_upbeat";
dilbert[13]="hate_humanity";
dilbert[14]="hit_by_a_rake";
dilbert[15]="huge_inconveniences";
dilbert[16]="infinite_capacity";
dilbert[17]="its_a_lie";
dilbert[18]="it_feels_kinda_good";
dilbert[19]="job_satisfaction";
dilbert[20]="keep_spitting_on_me";
dilbert[21]="malfeasance";
dilbert[22]="marvel_at_my_accomplishments";
dilbert[23]="never_ask_a_question";
dilbert[24]="only_wearing_the_top";
dilbert[25]="pretending_to_work";
dilbert[26]="rat_bait";
dilbert[27]="showing_interest";
dilbert[28]="sociopathic_egomaniac";
dilbert[29]="specter_of_unpaid_overtime";
dilbert[30]="take_a_pill_crybaby";
dilbert[31]="the_lizard";
dilbert[32]="thigns_can_get_worse";
dilbert[33]="unmotivated_drifting_unorganized_dolt";
dilbert[34]="wanting_to_punch";
dilbert[35]="wretched_incompetent_lazy_miscreants";
dilbert[36]="writing_in_my_journal";

var ry=Math.floor(Math.random()*dilbert.length);

if (ry==0)
  ry=1;
document.write('<a href="http://www.invisiblelizard.com/search/label/dilbert"><img src="http://www.afterbeckett.com/images/dilbert175_'+dilbert[ry]+'.jpg" alt="'+dilbert[ry]+'" border=0></a>');